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MICHAEL JACKSON: THE NEXT STEP? 4-12-01 Michael Jackson has said that he didn't do anything to himself; he suddenly became white. I've found the truth. You've probably all seen this. It's the Evolution chart according to Darwin. Of course it's a little old. He didn't know that Neanderthals branched out off the cavemen, So that gives us a branch off our evolutionary chain. Now, if you don't believe in evolutionism, stay with me, all this has a point. It's not about evolutionism; it's about Michael Jackson. Now you may be asking yourself, "what does this have to do with Michael Jackson?" Have you ever SEEN Michael Jackson? He dosen't look human anymore, and that's my point. According to me,(is there any better source?) Michael Jackson is much like the Neanderthals in the way that he has branched out. Darwin said that evolution takes thousands of years, but in this case, it takes just a few decades. Let's examine this phenomina. Michael Jordan was born a black boy in some city, between 1900-2000. I'm not really interested in the specifics. When he broke away from the Jackson 5ive, he became very successful. He soon started to change. Somehow he became whiter, for some reason or another. He then started getting nose job after nose job. Why? Because his nose was deforming? was it different? No one really nose., er, knows. -Muuphish |